'if you break your hand, i will fix it for you'

Have you seen these videos going around?  Here are just a few of them.  I prefer the teddy bear cartoon looking ones.  Medical knowledge not all that necessary.







'I think she has other management priorities at the moment'
'Like the fracture?'
'Like CPR'
'Ah. They have finished doing that.'
'Oh.  They have stopped doing CPR on someone in asystole?'
'Yes...'
'That means she is dead'
'There will be minimal blood loss'
'You know what, you're right. There is not much blood loss when there's no freaking cardiac output!'









'You need to press the chest more than once!'
'But in Star Trek 6, Dr McCoy only hit the Klingon on the chest once or twice'
'What the hell are you talking about?'
















'what is their blood glucose?'
'well, I know it is less than I bench press'
'So that would also make it higher than your IQ'




















Disclaimer: These videos do NOT represent my views of anyone in the medical profession.  These videos merely made me smile a little bit, and also hope that these conversations are not based on anything from real life.